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Jake, yeah Jake Duncombe

Pics - Cameron Markin

Is Jake back?

 

Three ways to start the day:
-Coffee
-Durries
-Music Paul Kelly's definitely a good way to to get going



Three ways not to start the day:
-Without any of the above
-Drunk tank
-Never happened to me but I'm sure trying to teach a lion how to shake would be ideal



3 reasons to skate:
-Pubs shut
-No sharks
-The fish aren't biting



3 reasons not to skate:
-Pub open
-Fish are on
-And just cause



Three people to hate:
-Dog cuntz
-Cops
-Pedophiles



3 people to love:
-Your family-Your mates
-Your publican


Three places to go:
-WEST!!!
-Chindera boat ramp
-Yellow bird



Three places not to go:
-Insane
-Surfers paradise
-Army



3 tricks to learn:
-BEN
-I
-HANNA

3 words of advice for everyone:
-Drink the Worm