Small steel street course with banks, good quarter, box and rails. Concrete flat.
1 Develling Dr, Mallacoota VIC 3892, Australia
aarrrgghhhhhhhhhh!!! Fuck yeah!!! Welcome to the shit-emitting awesomeness of MY LOCAL!
Initial perceptions may fool you, creating the illusion that this park can produce a reasonable amount of fun for more than a day.
The box is sharp and unforgiving, possessing a waxy metal surface and more defects than you canthrow a broken skateboard at. The real cherry on top is the black, pathetic block sitting on top. It seems that the skateboard-ignorant welder they hired found a way of creating the most obscure, tight-grinding, hazardous block ever. Its really opnly useful if you WANT concussion. Otherwise, keep a safe distance.
The obese welder also decided that double-barrelled grind bars were the best choice, implanting the park with a kink, a curve and a straight. I can't fathom the rationale behind this, as it would cost the fuckwit more money. Too many welding fumes I guess. Either way, they are substandard, slowly rusting rails that welcome very few tricks and render many more difficult than necessary e.g. Feebles, smiths, salads, blunts etc.
The spine isn't worthy lof review. Revolting transtion and dangerous coping. It used to be shiftable, but those lovely apes at the council decided otherwise. Anus lickers.
The flat bank has it's moments, but generally chews penis. It provides sporadic fun but can spoil your day if caught off guard.
The quarter is just about the only commendable section of the park. Lovely transition, but let down by the protruding coping that beckons for you to snap your neck. I've witnessed many concussions at the hands of this evil fellow. Approach with caution.
And last, but CERTAINLY not least, the miniramps on the box. They are the only parks chance at redemption. It's exquisite transtion can really brighten up a boring session. Sitting at a meager 3-foot high, it is a great ramp for learning, applying and impressing. Combos galore. I've probably spent more time on this guy than the rest of the park put together. Radical.
Overall, I give this park the two potatoes out of five that it deserves. It's a bitter sweet relationship, but I will always long for a sesh on this park when I leave.
My review may leave you thinking this park is appauling, but familiarity breeds contempt. I only hate it so much because I've spent too much time on it.
Don't let me deter you, COME!!!!
this park is pretty gay theres bird shit everywhere now it fucking sux paedophile testicles
this park is fucking shit the fun box is really shitty u cant pull anything decent of it......also theres some bum guy that lives in a caravan next to it...he sits there pervin on ya whill ya skate.....FUCKING RAT SHIT PARK!!!!!!
i skated it yonks ago cant remember it much
i skated here it is alright until ya get good then itis shiitt