Oh hi! So you managed to blunder into my profile. Make yourself at home, I’ll get you a cool drink. No feet on the couch, so get those filthy trotters off my leather upholstery.

My name is Lazlo Panaflex. It isn’t really, but this affords me some luxury of remaining semi-anonymous while I insult your parentage and genital size. I am an environmental engineer, part-time stand up comedian, skater, father, occasional bedroom companion and a collector of amusing anecdotes involving numbats.

If you'd like to follow my journey as a comedian, please go here:

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I am also on the facestalkbook if you need to see any pictures of me cavorting semi nude with my dog. · 1800 034 588·